Dapat talaga may ganito sa report abusive profile ek ek ng Friendster ehhhh.... tsk. hahahahahaha

OK, marami rami mga skwater sa Friendster.
things that skwaters have in their Friendster.

1.a picture of them with their hands making some kind of letter or symbol or something they think is cool.

2.their primary photo is them sitting in front of a computer and the background obviously tells you that they're in a computer shop.

3.they wear clothes that are... well... you know what they look like right? lol.

4.they are in groups with some kind of prefix or suffix in their names.

5.they think talking "YoW waZZuP G?" is cool.

6.some of them think EMO is COOL.


anyways. Friendster is the net place of skwaters..

pag di ka skwater gumawa ka na ng multiply.

please kapagg ikaw ay skwater wag na wag kang magreregister sa multiply..

hahahah. di ka bagay dun. =))

hihihihi.. wala lang.
sa tingin nyo b ok toh.
kasi..

baka..
mabored nalang ako at bigla kong gawin toh..

mukang kaya naman eh..


pero.. baka di kaya..

bobo po ako e. :)) nyahahaha

hahaha wala lang. nakakagago lang.
sarap murahin ang may 3000 friends.. :))
d nmn nila tlga friend amp.. :)) siguro less than 20% lang totoong friend nya dun hahah
dami tlga skwater sa fs :| :(( sayang tlga ang FS.. :))

haha wala lang bored e. :|

heroes. sept. 22. Heroes : Villains.
inedit ko lng ung logo ng heroes gnawa ko red
tpos yung nkasulat n Heroes sa sa headers. kumuha pa ko font na gnamit ng heroes pra lang sulat un. hahahaha.
la lanng, gnamit ko ung fs theme n gnawa ko. un ung template. hehe.
:)

I guess this works on multiply pages too. lol. and this surely works for friendster. especially friendster profiles that uses overlay. :|

How to Make Horrible First Impressions

• Make it load extremely slow. I have nothing better to do than watch a loading bar. Go ahead and use millions of useless images, run on a turtle of a server, the usual.
• Force me to “enter”. When I click on a link to your website, why should I expect to actually get there? Make me have to click at least twice to get to the homepage.
• Play background music automatically. Everyone in the world likes the exact same music as you, so feel free to play some automatically. Don’t allow me to pause it or anything, though.
• Control my browser for me. Just take it over. Resize it, if you want.
• Set up a few pop-ups. Nothing is better than a good old pop-up window to get my attention. If I didn’t want to buy your product in one window, I’ll definitely want it when it comes up in another.

How to Create an Ugly Design

• Use a complex layout so I don’t know where to begin. Make it as complicated as possible so can spend more time on your site trying to find what I went there for. The more columns, the better.
• Burn my eyes with neon colors. I find that lime green text looks best on hot pink. Whatever you do, make sure it’s as illegible as possible.
• Make me have to scroll down to get past the header. It’s not like I went to your site to get any information. I just went there to see 500 pixels of header.
• Use bevels and drop shadows on your logos and graphics. Make a nice display of pointless Photoshop text effects. (Bonus tip: use them on Comic Sans)
• Show off your collection of advertisements. Use many rows and columns of flashing, animated, and distracting images from your sponsors. Clutter up your content space. In fact, try to blend in your text ads with your real text so I can have a good laugh when I click on one.
• Remind me that you know how to make blinking text. Revive a bunch of those old HTML tricks to help us remember the good old days. It doesn’t matter if it’s annoying, because it’s so impressive.
• Use HTML tables. Forget CSS. Travel back in time and use some HTML.
• Use as many random colors as you can. It doesn’t matter if they look good together or not, just make a rainbow. Eat some skittles for inspiration.
• Use a plethora of animated gif’s. They’ll slow your page down, they’ll distract the readers, but most of all they’ll add some cartoony annoyance to the page.
• Make text small so I can’t read it. It’s not like I went to your website to read anything. Force me to get as close to the screen as possible.
• Use at least five different fonts. The more variation, the better. Be sure to include a few fancy, cursive, illegible fonts. Don’t make it look like you had a scheme of any kind.
• Be inconsistent. Create several stylesheets so each page has a unique look (the more the merrier). Play around with different combinations of positions, text sizes, and color schemes.
• Give me the opportunity to scroll sideways. Make me feel as awkward as possible by lining up images in a row so I have to scroll horizontally to see them.
• Make sure your site only works in one browser. Cross-browser testing is overrated.

How to Write Awful Content

• Forget everything you’ve ever learned about grammar. dont ever use any punctuation capitalizatoin or anythign else that would help me read what your tryin to say and just have everyhting run on into other sentences or use ALL CAPS IF YOU WANT becuse its more intresting and its like ur yelling
• Make your articles un-scannable. Don’t use any paragrahs, bullets, numbers, or any kind of text formatting that can serve as “landmarks” for people to keep their place while reading.
• Be verbose. Force people to read a whole page before they can figure out what you do or what you’re trying to say. This will keep them on your site longer (or make them leave).

How to Make Visitors Leave and Never Come Back

• Show no professionalism whatsoever. Don’t make your website look professional, don’t act professional. Just be a kid.
• Don’t pay attention to your visitors. Completely ignore them. Don’t answer email, don’t accept feedback, nothing.
• Make navigation as frustrating as possible. Providing contact information is unnecessary. Show zero links to your homepage. Break the back button with every link.
• Bore me. Why should you give me what I want? Just don’t provide any useful information, don’t use any images, or add any visual interest to any page.
• Force me to register. People think that registering will keep visitors coming back. It won’t. So keep making people do it.
• Never update your website. Outdated information is in this year.

enjoy. haha

http://alecrios.com/how-to-make-the-worst-website

haha. la ko magawa. ininvert ko lahat ng kaya kong invert.

Can you answer 50 questions about the
1st person that comes into your mind
right now?

Don’t change the person.

Does he or she have a boyfriend /
girlfriend??
~ no

How old is the person?
~ 16

Has he/she ever cooked for you?
~ no

Is this person older than you?
~ by days?

Have you ever kissed this person?
~ no

Are you really close to him/her?
~ no

How many times do you talk to this
person in a week?
~ i don't

Do you think he/she will repost this?
~ nope.

Could you live with this person?
~ no.

Why did you choose this person?
~ i dunno.

How long have you known this person?
~ 2 years na ata?

Have you ever been to the mall with this
person?
~ yes

Have you ever had a sleepover with this
person?
~ no.

If you ever moved away would you miss
this person?
~ I DONT KNoW!

Have you ever done something really
stupid or illegal with this person?
~ dunno?

Do you know everything about this person?
~ not anymore.

Would you date this person’s siblings?
~ dunno.

Have you ever made something with this
person?
~ yes.

Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?
~ no.

Have you and your person made up a hand
shake?
~ no.

If it was “freaky friday” would you
switch bodies with this person?
~ nah..

Have you ever heard this person sing?
~ Yes.

Do you and this person have a saying?
~ no.

Do you know this persons friendster
password?
~ no

Have you and this person ever gotten
into a fight or argument?
~ yes?

Have you and this person gone clubbing?
~ Nah.

Do you know how to make this person feel
happy?
~ no.

Do you and this person talk a lot?
~ not anymore.

Do you like this person?
~ i dont know..

Have you and this person got into a fight?
~ i dont knwo

Do you want to go out with this person?
~ i did. now i dont know.

Do you want to be friends with him/her
forever?
~ i dont know...

Friendster or Multiply? siyempre, Friendster sana dati eh, pero punyeta sila, kung ano ano na ginawa nila sa site nila, naging kalokohan na ung homepage, tapos puro updates na nakakabanas. Multiply ngaun, pero noon bullshit ang multiply, ang bagal sobra dati eh, hahaha, sobrang luma na ng account ko sa multiply pero ngaun ko lng actively ginamit. Problema ko sa multiply, ang hirap maglagay ng profile sa homepage mo, lol d mo alam kung san ilalagay. Problema ko naman sa friendster, bulok ung blog nila, la kwenta. Which is better? depende eh, siguro google.com ka nalang, orkut ampota hahahaha. Masmarami mauupload na pics sa multiply kahit na nag 1000 photos na ang friendster, at mas organized pa. May mga fields ang friendster na makkta mo yung profile ng may ari ng page ng sandali lang, pero sa multiply view profile pa e, hahah, pero OK na ren un. Panget sa multiply ung allowed may autoplay ng music, ayoko kse mga music na autoplay pag visit ng page, skwatter eh, hahahaha sakit sa tenga ng mga music, nagpapatugtog pa naman ako madalas, lol. Friendster, dami butas, pero tinatakpan nila, pero gusto namin ung butas eh, tapos ung mga kagaguhan nila sa homepage nila, may traditional chinese ek ek pa nalalaman, tpos 7 times na ata or 8 times na ko nasuspend sa friendster, dunno y. hahahaha dami siguro nagreport dahil inggit. wo0ts. Multiply mahirap magdesign, for me nahihirapan ako kse isang beses plng ako nagdesign ng page sa multiply, panget pa nga e, pero pagtiyagaan kasi un lang kaya ko e, hahaha. Sa Friendster mahirap den pero nagagawan naman ng paraan madalas, lol may 3,4 or 5 ata akong premade css layout sa friendster eh, mga CSS ko na naging top 1 sa friendster-tweakers.com dati, hahaha, 3 css ko naging top1, dinaya ko ba? alala ko hindi eh hahaha. Masmarami paren gumagamit ng friendster since ang multiply usually for storing photo albums eh, ako ginagamit ko lang pamblog dahil marami gumagamit nito at d ko na kailangan maginvite ng mga tao dito. Di ko paren alam kung ano masmaganda gamitin pero ngaun masmadalas na ko sa multiply kasi madalas akong may nababasang kagaguhan, at pde ren ako magsulat ng mga kagaguhan tulad nito, d tulad sa friendster puro bulletin na walang kwenta nakkta ko, hahahaha, pero masaya paren mag comment sa friendster, kasi hinihingi nila e. Sa multiply, parang ala lang ung guestbook eh, wo0ts, masgusto nila magcomment sa photos and albums, hehehe. Kung mag combine kaya ang friendster at multiply? hahaha angas nun, gawa sila fuckerly.com nyahahaha. anyways WALA AKO MAISIP NA CONCLUSION, basta masactive ang multiply ngaun, la na ko pake sa friendster, d na ko namimigay ng comments dun e.

Nabalitaan ko nagupdate daw ulet yung friendster, iilan palang ang butas sabi ni Mark Loreto, wakekeke. Tinignan ko yung friendster homepage kanina, ambullshit ng homepage, ang sabog sobra! browser na gamit ko opera, shit FS wala na kwenta, buti bumilis tong multiply, dati kasi ambagal sobra, shet. Sobrang nakakatamad na talaga mag friendster, hahaha shitsu.

Dati maganda pa FS, ngaun sana masira ang site nila, pakshet bulokz na. gago ampf.

weee may mga bago akong layout, para sa friendster at multiply, yung sa friendster ko simple lng, sandali ko lang ginawa, green siya, tpos lahat ng image na ginamit ko may pangalan ko, http://profiles.friendster.com/genez01 sana walang magnakaw tinatamad ako ayusin para hindi madali irip, kaya ganyan nlng pde n yan, hahaha. Tpos ung pangalawa kong layout dito sa multiply, masmahirap pala magedit ng css sa multiply kaysa sa friendster, hayzzz, mali nga itsura eh, pero ganyan lumabas, kaya pde n yan basta mukang layout hahahaha, Heroes ung theme ng multiply ko, favorite eh, picture ni Peter at ni Sylar sa header, ung sa last episode nung harapan sila. next layout ko mas light, if ever gumawa ulet ako, malamang nxt yr n un, sakit sa ulo ang multiply. hehehehe